
: skip to main skip to sidebar The Science of Conundrums THE IMPACT OF MEGASCIENCE Saturday , November 28, 2009 Colliders Are Forever M's OFFICE LONDON What do you know about CIRC in Geneva , Commander Bond Not much sir . Centre International pour la Récherche Circulaire . About says it all . They've built the world's largest Dyson Ball Vac according to CIRC PR , but physicists are a canny bunch . Half the time they don't know what they're talking about . It might look like a giant Dyson Ball Vac but it might not work like . one Good . That confirms our intelligence . Might not be a Vac at all . Find out for us in case it's anti-British . This is the beast , a hundred meters underground . unrolling a giant schematic 27 km around . A great deal of . suction 10 Billion to date , . sir Not a total waste we're finding . Picking up dust as far as London . But where are they going to put it all eventually when they shut it down for cleaning Not our problem fortunately . Touch and go on other fronts . Accidents , some new theories on what might happen at the Doomsday Machine . But they say they've got more baffling concerns . Seems they've found a physicist in the blower , but he's not